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cewek : sudah sholat sayang?
cowok : sudah nduk
cewek : sudah tenang hatinya?
cowok : sudah nduk, kenapa emang?
cewek : kita putus ya ..
cowok : .........

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Dua hantu sedang bercakap :

D : What caused your death ??
H : I'm Struck By a car, Trying to save someone
D : Why did you do that??
H : Because I don't want my love to get hurt....
D : MayBe she's very sad now because your dead?
H : No, She's very happy Now....
D : Why????
H : Because, The one that i saved................................is the man that she loves....

D : ................

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A : "mbak, masuk universitas enak nggak?, gimana kuliahnya?, bisa dapet contekan dari senior ya?, bajunya bisa bebas kan, pengkaderannya enak ya? nggak sabar nih nunggu kuliah"

B : iya enak kok, malah senior kalian udah pada nungguin kalian buat disambut #evilsmirk
A : oya mas? asik dong

B : iya, kalo udah jadi maba, jangan lupa rajin istighfar
A : ................